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How horribly scenester of me.

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:31:28 GMT

Every now and then there's a point in time where everyone stops talking and all your left with is our own thoughts. I hate it when it happens, and do all I can to stop it. Unfortunately, I fail at it every time, letting the silence take over and forcing contemplation and reflection upon me. And every time it happens, the motions of doubt and question continuously suppress their opponents of optimism. That is all.

Evolution at its finest.

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:36:30 GMT

Brief Recap.

In the beginning, there was the ninja 250. The learner bike. Taught me basic skills, maintanance, life with a bike, so on and so forth. Due to the old age, and poor upkeep of the bike, it also gave me a lot of problems. It was alright though, because I've learned from them. It wasn't too pretty, and it wasn't too fast, but it was good to me.

Then, there was the FZR600. The next step up. The FZR built confidence, responsibility with speed, and ensured the fact that maintanence is KEY to a bike's survival. It also was prone to having smaller, yet still annoying problems. Again, nothing too big, and most of them were my fault, and things i know not to do any more. It too was good to me. I rode it around for about 13k miles.

And then there's the next step, which I took a few days ago. I thoroughly enjoy this bike.

I love japanese game shows

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:14:48 GMT

http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister.html

Fri, 19 May 2006 06:15:15 GMT

Stolen from Ruth!

More Emotional

You have:
55% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
62% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored above average on emotional intuition and about average on scientific intuition.Keep in mind that very few people score high on both! In effect, you can compare your two intuition scores with each other to learn what kind of intuition you're best at. Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition.

Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences.

Try my other test!
The 3 Variable Funny Test
It rules.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Scientific
You scored higher than 99% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

On a side note, I may not be that scientific, but i DO know that 55% + 62% does NOT equal 100%.

All I can say is lol.

Sat, 13 May 2006 23:00:12 GMT

And now, friends and respected coleagues, I present my latest sculpture........

NAKED BABY KICKER!

*unveils*

note: not really mine. It's this guy's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Vigeland

Guess Who's.....

Sun, 07 May 2006 06:18:45 GMT

.....going to BFD for the low low price of $13!! XD

The name of the game is, "Who's in my mouth?"

Mon, 01 May 2006 05:31:34 GMT

You all know the rules! Leave your name, aaaaaand.........

1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours

Good grief!

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:32:30 GMT

I think I'm going to have to get this when it comes out. XD

"The new iGoatse is the definitive skin for your iPod.
There are no words to describe it.
And you know why."

http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/goatse_ipod_skin.html

Update!

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 00:47:18 GMT

I have nothing to do. All weekend. I need your guyses help to remedy that.

Please?

Anyone?

Stolen From Root, who stole if from Mikie

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:48:25 GMT

ut an 'X' to the things you've done...Then copy it and fill it out for yourself
(x) smoked a cig
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) stolen a car
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
(x) had a one night stand
( ) had more than just one, one night stands (in one night? no.)
(x) lied about how many people you've slept with
( ) lied about it so you can just sleep with someone
( ) slept with someone and don't even know their name (I knew it at the TIME, okay?)
( ) seen someone die
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x)been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (it's a zippo trick.)
(x) had sushi
( ) been snow boarding
( ) in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
( ) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes (I used to fight people with them.)
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country (lived there)
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you cared about (I was by myself, but I care about me. Does that count?)
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone roller skating (Once. Never again. Rollerblades are so much easier)
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey (.........What the shit???)
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress (Ha!!!)
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
( ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
( ) sat on a roof top -- those days were good XP
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(x) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it (Again, Big. Fucking. Mistake.)
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD (Fuck that!)
(x) forgotten someone's name (All The Time)
(x) slept naked
( ) french braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinny dipping
( ) been kicked out your house

So my friend went to go eat at a japanese restaurant and took this pic ........

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:13:55 GMT

O.o

Stolen from Ahmed, who stole it from April

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:49:44 GMT

Sorry guys, I don't know how to do the cut thing!!

(001) Your gender: male
(002) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight
(003) Single?: Yep
(004) Want to be? Not really, but I lack the drive to make it otherwise.
(005) Your birthday: 06/06/86
(006) Age you wish you were: Now's good.
(009) The color of your eyes: brown
(010) Piercings? none
(012) Tattoos: none

DO YOU...

(013) Smoke: Trick question, isn't this one.
(015) Read the newspaper: No
(017) Talk to strangers who IM you: Hasn't happened yet.
(018) Take walks in the rain: Yeah
(019) Drive: Not as much as I used to, but I've ben licensed 3 years now.
(020) Like to drive fast?: Not as much as I used to.

HAVE YOU EVER...

(022) Been out of the country: Israel, Germany, Korea, Carribean, England
(023) Been in love: No.
(024) Done drugs: Another one of those trick questions.
(025) Gone skinny dipping: Yes
(026) Had surgery: Yep.
(027) Ran away from home: Yeah, for about 6 months.
(028) Played strip poker: Yep, but I made sure I won.
(029) Gotten beat up: Yep.
(031) Gotten on stage: Yep
(032) Slept outdoors: Yes
(034) Pulled an all-nighter: Yes
(036) Talked on the phone for hours? No. At least not with the same person.
(039) Killed someone: No. What kind of question is that? Who would answer yes besides someone desperately seeking attention, so despeerate they'd fill out a 120 question survey about themsel......oh.
(040) Made out with a stranger: I knew her name, does that count?
(041) Had sex with a stranger: I knew her name, does that count?
(042) Kissed the same sex: No.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex: No
(044) Been betrayed: Probably, but I haven't caught on.
(045) Broken the law: Yep
(047) Been on radio/tv: No. Paper though
(048) Been in a mosh-pit: Yep
(049) Had a nervous breakdown: Yep
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance: That's fucked up.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming: Nope
(052) Shoe brand: Some unknown brand. Ripoffs FTW!
(053) School: Toss up between the CIA/CCA/PCI
(054) Wear hats?: No.
(056) Wear make-up: Nope
(057) Favorite place to shop: Cyclegear ^^
(058) Favorite article of clothing? Don't know?
(059) Are you trendy: Fail in my attempts.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

(061) Miracles: Since you came along! You sexy thing, sexy thang you. ^^
(062) Astrology: no.
(063) Magic: no.
(064) God: Yes
(066) Santa: no
(067) Ghosts: Yes
(068) Birth: ......this is a not smart question.
(069) Love at first sight: yep
(070) Ying and Yang: What is this question asking, really?
(071) Witches: Yep
(072) Easter bunny: Nope

MISCELLANEOUS

(077) Do you remember your first loves: Didn't have one
(078) Still love him/her: No, I just said.....don't you pay attention?
(079) Do you consider love a mistake: No
(080) What do you find romantic: I don't know.
(081) Turn-on: Eyes. Eyes are HOT.
(082) Turn-off: Truely mean people.
(083) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Not ALL of em, but every now and then you'll see someone walking down the other side of the mall, and suddenly judgements will start to come up. Like she probably is wearing makeup.
(085) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone? What?
(086) physically attracted to someone?: Yep.
(087) What is best about the opposite/same sex: ...again, you're asking too many questions in that phrase.
(088) What's the last present someone gave you: Shit, I know this one....uhh..... Hair ties?
(089) Do you like/love someone at this moment? Not soley.

LAST PERSON...

(090) That you laughed at: Steve
(091) That laughed at you: Steve
(092) That turned you on: Don't know her name.
(093) You went shopping with: My dad.
(094) To make you cry: Can't remember last time I did that.
(097) To brighten up your day: Can't remember.
(099) You saw a movie with: Temily and Vanna.
(100) You talked to on the phone: Steve
(101) You talked to: Steve
(102) Your 6 best friends: That's fucked up.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

(103) smiled: Today.
(105) laughed: Today.
(106) Cried: Can't remember
(107) Bought something: Today. It's so pretty ^^
(108) Danced: About to.
(109) Were sarcastic: When am I NOT?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone: Can't remember. Sometime last month.
(112) Watched your fav movie: Don't have one.
(113) Talked on the phone: About 5 minutes ago.
(114) Listened to the radio: About 30 minutes ago.
(115) Watched TV: Last month.
(116) Went out?: .....When I went to get the trash?
(117) Helped someone: Today.
(119) Said "Love you" and meant it: few days ago to my parents.
(120) Did something you didn't want to: Can't remember.

Think drums are expensive?

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:43:08 GMT

Then just go with what these guys did.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/27260/

The first thing that comes to mind?

So....

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:42:52 GMT

After like a year of not hearing from this guy, Cloud FINALLY gives me a call. Dude borrowed my bike waaay back when, and disappeared. It's in a little worse condition than when I had lent it to him, but I'm happy to have it back none the less.

AC:WW Friend code! Permenant one this time!

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:42:39 GMT

Name: Kubo
Town: Hell (I couldn't think of anything better at the time....)
Code: 2964-1811-6171
Fruit: Apples n Oranges (Thanks, mom!)
Theme song: Power Rangers

After stepping over old women and small children alike...

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:30:59 GMT

I have a copy of Animal Crossing: Wold World. Stay tuned for a friend code!

Good times.

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 19:18:09 GMT

Before specialized entries, have you ever asked yourself, "What would myspace look like if it were an independant film?" Ask no longer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_dam5DmsM

Weekend was great, got to see some old classics like Richard and Ahmed, the less seen but equally as good Yilan and June, fellow cyberfester Adrian, and various other cameos such as Steve and.....well that's about it.

Sharing Knowledge And Asking Opinions, and I'm all out of knowledge...

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:35:35 GMT

Alright, so the higher forces that speak from me from time to time showed me this site:

http://www.357store.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=981bmp4playerSawblade

At first glance, it looks like a cheap flash driven mp4 player, but at second glance we see that a free die-cast chopper is included. Neither of which excite me. The part that DOES ger me going is the

---------FREE EPIPHONE GUITAR.--------------
Which looks like so:
http://www.zakkwylde.com/nwwd/features/buzzsawgibson.jpg

Now a Les Paul can start at $200, usually around $250 for a regular model. (I believe) So for $191 total theres a guitar, a mp4 player, and a die cast model.

So I must ask, is this worth doing? And will you do it?

For those of you who don't know....

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:15:17 GMT

The final verdict has been made.

I'm coming home.

No ifs, ands, buts, whatifs, maybes, or the like. This is the real deal. I'm leaving the Navajo reservation and coming back to life in California, with paved roads and streetlights and friends. God how I missed friends. That's right, I missed you guys!

As a friend once told me, "You're a hardass on the outside, but under that tough shell lies a kind hearted person, and under that lies a rapist, and under that lies a hardass again."

So he got what he deserved. I'm told that those don't grow back usually.

Here's a peek at my schedule:

10:20am GLI-1333 * Depart GALLUP, NM
01:40am GLI-1333 * Arrive LOS ANGELES, CA
04:30am GLI-6856 * Depart LOS ANGELES, CA
01:25pm GLI-6856 * Arrive LIVERMORE, CA

You see those two numbers in the middle? The ones that say "Arrive at an ungodly time at a seedy ass bus station and stay there for almost three hours looking as if I'm screaming 'PLEASE ROB ME CRACKHEADS!"? That's the part I look the most foreward to.

OH YEAH! ;_; My Spirit Animal was put down a few days ago.

Since about a week after I first arrived here on the navajo reservation (5 or so months ago), there's been this dog that follows me around. It was really friendly, and ever since I've been here, it's been an integral part of daily life. His name was Rusty, and although officially owned by the next door neighbor, he spent most of his time with me, waiting outside the office for me to leave, or sleeping under my window outside when I went to bed. Sometimes he'd go off and do his own thing, but I didn't think too much of it, since it's the Rez, and dogs do that all the time, I didn't think too much of it.

This dog was indestructable. I've learned that over the years before I showed up, he's been run over maybe seven times, got in countless fights and always went off for a few days, and came back right as rain.

But a few days ago, he didn't come back. And I found that Rusty was involved in killing someone's sheep, and was put down this morning by the local authorities.

Sorry buddy, I'll miss you.

LOL you guys!

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 22:42:48 GMT

My friend just sent me the most hilarious blonde joke EVER!

Here it is, enjoy!

http://weblog.burningbird.net/2006/01/12/the-joke-is/

Saturday Night Shenanigans

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:57:39 GMT

Octagon: i totally used the chlamydia line last nite
Octagon: we were both naked from the waist down and i'm like "y aren't u gonna let me hit it"
Octagon: and shes like "well...no one has been there before..."
Octagon: so I was like "Kool, thats good, cause now i know that u dont have chlamydia. and that shit is everywhere"
Not Cole Hatley: LoL
Not Cole Hatley: did it work?
Octagon: no
Octagon: she laughed though
Octagon: it was halarious to me cause i couldn't believe that i said it
Not Cole Hatley: lol
Octagon: it was like i thought out loud or something
Not Cole Hatley: hahaha

So recap if you don't feel like reading....

Pants off and over there with a virgin, about to do the needful, and this guy thought that at the time, the best way to seal the deal was to assure the girl that she wouldn't give him spotted dick, and said it out loud without that whole bothersome "thinking" ordeal. Good times.

The internet? Yeah. You know what it's really for.

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:41:26 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=lr_HR-iIlYg&l=196

For all the...possibly four people who see this and play guitar

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:12:05 GMT

Watch THIS...

Then watch THIS... </font>

and let the hilariousness begin.

edit: ARMI! i was on Google Earth and I found the Emu farm! was it emus or llamas? I cant remember. But i found it!

And my world goes to shit in just one day.

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:11:32 GMT

Alright, so I got to meet a few good people over the past week, have some fun, and now I'm back in the motion of things. Day starts off like it usually does. I go into the office, make a pot of coffee, check my email, and wait for other people show up. The administrators do, and one of the first things they tell me is that they need to talk.

Turns out, there's this girl who lives around here who has been having these thoughts about me. Thoughts that she's turned into her own little reality and is now spreading to toher people. The ADMINISTRATORS of this place heard about it, about how I confessed my love to her, about how there's a constant sexual tension whenever she's alone with me, about how she wants to work here herself so we can be together.

Personal lvies usually aren't what your bosses talk to you about.

but there I was, in the office, defending myself from what she's said. And after I tell them that no, i did NOT confess my undying love for her, that there was NEVER a moment when I was alone with her, and that the whole her working here thing would be kinda creepy, they told me the following:

-They discourage her from being here also
-that whenever youth come to work here, that she perceives it as "friend recruitment" for her
-that people talk. a lot. and rumors can be spread like wildfire, and believed without any convictions.

and finally

-it's the institute's rep that's mostly at stake.

That's the part that struck me the most. And it makes sense. The institute, in its well being and upstanding motives, is permenant here. I'm not. So I carry that over my head for the rest of the day.

Now, not even 30 minutes ago, a friend of mine named Steve gives me a call. He tells me that, due to the fact that both he and the other employees of his brother's business are going to be occupied during the weekdays, and they have no one to work. Training a new person would take a long time, and be expensive, so he asked if i could come back and work for him. He sounded pretty desperate.

I don't know what to do. I'm going to go, pray about it, confront administration and see if I can get a direct answer about if they still want me here tomorrow, and go from there.

Wish me luck, guys.

*sigh*

Due to the fact that I'm always behind in the times....

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:58:17 GMT

I just recently got ahold of a DS, and am now looking for a copy of Animal Crossing for it. I had no idea it was such a popular game. At all. People are trying to get $60+ for it. Amazing.

Any ideas where to nab it for a decent price?